Wednesday, February 2, 2011

A conversation...

Him: (In his, "I'd better tell mom before she finds out for herself" tone of well acted concern) "Mom, MOM! My pillow slip has a bullet hole in it!"

Me: (without even looking at said bullet hole) "That's not a bullet hole, that's where you dropped a match on it and it burned a hole.  You're  lucky you didn't light yourself or the house on fire."

Him: (looks at me with confused shock and awe)

Me: "It makes you crazy that I know everything doesn't it?"

Him: (Sheepishly busted) "Yes, yes it does."

About a 1/2 an hour earlier I was cleaning the kids bathroom and found a spent wooden match on the floor behind the toilet.  I wonder how old before he realizes the trash is the best place to hide the evidence?

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious! (only because nothing worse than a hole in a pillowcase happened) :)